bentheechidna: sushinfood: chrishallbeck: P…

bentheechidna:

sushinfood:

chrishallbeck:

Parenting.

hallbeck.com

THANK YOU

I love this one personally.

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papafargo:

surfcommiesmustdie:

catsbeaversandducks:

animalwoonz:

How much personal space does your cat need?

2 out of 3 cats agree that the answer is “More than that.”

arctic-hands: rumwik: It has arrived! I wa…

arctic-hands:

rumwik:

It has arrived!

I was gonna scroll right past this but it suddenly resonated with me

sharpestrose: orannisthesquirrelking: minerva…

sharpestrose:

orannisthesquirrelking:

minervafan:

My favorite New Yorker cartoon in years.

I approve of punctuation jokes.

I approve of jokes that take diversity as the jumping-off point for finding quirky punchlines instead of using it as the punchline itself. Nice nice.

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stealthflower:

feynites:

squidong:

cardozzza:

platovevo:

cats are so fake like they’re theoretically related to apex predators and yet they weigh 8 pounds, sleep 20 hours a day, and scream if you feed them half an hour later than usual

I deeply sympathize because I also like to sleep an unreasonable amount and yell when hungry.

incidentally, you are also an apex predator

apex predators are over-hyped, we’re all just tired and whiny.

Reblog if you, too, are tired and whiny.

meow-the-betelgeusian: i wanna know who spent …

meow-the-betelgeusian:

i wanna know who spent a once-in-a-lifetime event to take this horrifying aesthetically-pleasing picture

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astudyingreer:

lunacyiero:

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

my brain: *out of breath* Was that good?!

Me in a beret, taking a long draft from a cigarette and leaning back in my director’s chair: once again, from the top, this time with feeling

lyriumnug:

lyriumnug:

Kiki’s Delivery Service background design.

Ty flips off Dump every day for 4 years #resis…

Ty flips off Dump every day for 4 years #resist #maga #electoralcollege #elizabethwarren #warren2020 #nato #mccain #kellyanneconway #georgeconway #bolsonaro #glennbeck #fakebordercrisis #whiteprivilege #endwhitesupremacy #endwhiteterrorism #trumpisaracist #unfitforoffice #impeachtrump #trumprussia #transrights #wontbeerased #transmilitaryban #qanon #wwg1wga #americafirst #wednesdaywisdom #firstdayofspring #somanyreasons
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