Author: Nsignificant

chillgamesh-the-swing:

nau-see:

jimhenson-themuppetmaster:

Jim Henson first Sketches of Oscar the Grouch

my ideal form

#transaf #transman #transgender #ftm #tboy #transmasculine #transdude #gymstories #wontbeerased #transrights #youconstructintricateritualswhichallowyoutotouchtheskinofothermen
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616valkyrie:

peter parker is bisexual and no one can convince me otherwise

katedrawscomics:

bfleuter:

thegirlinthebyakko:

unfortunatelyimaginary:

bardicknowledgeblogger:

kalkris:

ariassong:

ariassong:

themetaisawesome:

techcat-mod:

bardicknowledgeblogger:

biglawbear:

medinaquirin:

riskpig:

kaleymonster:

durnesque-esque:

ceiphiedknight:

riskpig:

allisquish:

almostvivian:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

trouncing:

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

image

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

I’ll allow it.

I have but two words:

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

Perfection.

@anotherspecter

I ride into battle on one of these

Animal Companions

Fresh combat

Monks have to use these

Wizard’s Spell book

Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

THE B A R D

It got better since I last saw it

This is so weird bc being born in 1997 I saw all these toys… old, dirty, and faded by the sun

it’s so weird to think of them as new and current toys rather than the relics of a bygone age

Currency

Dungeon:

the party embarks upon a laser quest

deweyart:

ok on the topic of bone, the rat creatures where PEAK monster design, they were somehow cute and fucking terrifying at the same time, and i really dont think ive ever seen a design quite similar since

it doesnt get any better than this!!!

garbage-empress:

You embrace the goblin. The goblin, touch starved, begins to cry on your shoulder.

0kkvlt:

Hug goblin

garbage-empress:

It’s your kitchen. On your refrigerator sits a goblin. On the walls are two sexy calendars – both from 2015, one is SPICY FIREFIGHTIN’ LASSES and the other is AGENDER ARSONISTS, maybe you wished to give the firefighters a purpose by giving them fires to fight? After all, what’s a sexy hero without a sexy sexy villain? You don’t have a stove, stop asking about the stove.

0kkvlt:

Go kitchen

garbage-empress:

Ye narrator tires of using pseudo old timey speech and she suddenly abandons it. The HUNKY FIRECHUNKS CALENDAR is flipped to JULY 2015, on it there is a HUNKY FIRELAD, insanely toned wearing nothing but a fire helmet and a jock strap, he is partially submerged in a giant bowl of chili. Between his legs he straddles a large firehose, clearly a penis metaphor. His eyes look seductive but somehow, impatient. Like he has an important meeting to get to, a meeting with your genitals, perhaps? Oh also I guess you circled JULY, 17TH, 2015 for some reason but whatever.

0kkvlt:

Look calendar

garbage-empress:

ye listen to the entirety of FLEETWOOD MAC – RUMOURS, playing THE CHAIN four times in a row, forgetting about ye minty butthole problems.

0kkvlt:

Use record player use record player

garbage-empress:

ye look around ye room. this is where ye sleep on a stinky matress without a bedframe or sheet to be found. on ye wall ye sees ye HUNKY FIRECHUNKS CALENDAR (2015), ye chest o’drawers has a record player with FLEETWOOD MAC – RUMOURS on the spindle, ye night stand has a small bottle of DR. BRONNER’S BUTTHOLE RELEASE cream. doors to ye bathroom and ye kitchen are both on ye north wall.

0kkvlt:

Look room

garbage-empress:

ye attempteth to take ye soap out of ye butthole but ye buttholds fast

0kkvlt:

Take soap

garbage-empress:

ye spread ye cheeks to the nearest mirror. inside ye butthole is a bottle of DR. BRONNER’S PEPPERMINT SOAP

0kkvlt:

Look butthole

garbage-empress:

ye awaken with a minty butthole

how do ye proceed