My Trump-supporting friends and relatives mean well. I honestly believe they do. Today, though, I’m a little irritated with them. They refuse to believe that the bomber is real.
They say his van looks fake. Why would he put all those stickers on it?
It’s gotta be fake. That’s not something Republicans do.
It makes no sense! It’s a false flag operation! That van is a caricature of what Democrats think we are!
We’re not a bunch of weirdos! This is all made up to help them win the midterms. That van is too fucking weird to be real.
And I’m over here like…